BRUNCH IS A SCAM
BRUNCH IS A SCAM BECAUSE*
brunch costs too much money
too long of a wait
drinking in the morning ruins your day
brunch ruins your day
having to leave your apt before you’ve eaten sucks
seeing other people in the morning sucks
it’s pretty much lunch
you can’t do anything before brunch
you can’t do anything after brunch
you have to be on other peoples' schedule
you saw your friends last night anyway
having a hangover in public
do you need a shower?
every one cancels brunch plans at the last minute, leaving you hungry and alone
too full! need a nap!
too hungover to eat! need to eat again soon!
it’s lunch, dummy.
you can have breakfast and lunch for the price of one brunch - that's two meals
two meals is better than one
you're just trying to pretend that you didn't sleep through breakfast
if it’s all you can drink, the food is shitty
other people who eat brunch
brunch meetings are unproductive
your friends are hungover too
how can anyone respect you if you eat brunch?
- easy/cheap brunch
less than $8
fewer than 5 people
- easter brunch
- breakfast burritos
- road trip brunch
- your parents are in charge
opinions expressed do not represent all residents of babetown.us and have been provided by the babes below:
KATH // BECKY // TESS