BRUNCH IS A SCAM

 

BRUNCH IS A SCAM BECAUSE*

  • brunch costs too much money
  • too long of a wait
  • drinking in the morning ruins your day
  • brunch ruins your day
  • having to leave your apt before you’ve eaten sucks
  • seeing other people in the morning sucks
  • it’s pretty much lunch
  • you can’t do anything before brunch
  • you can’t do anything after brunch
  • you have to be on other peoples' schedule
  • you saw your friends last night anyway
  • having a hangover in public
  • do you need a shower?
  • every one cancels brunch plans at the last minute, leaving you hungry and alone
  • too full! need a nap!
  • too hungover to eat! need to eat again soon!
  • it’s lunch, dummy.
  • you can have breakfast and lunch for the price of one brunch - that's two meals
  • two meals is better than one
  • you're just trying to pretend that you didn't sleep through breakfast
  • if it’s all you can drink, the food is shitty
  • crowds
  • other people who eat brunch
  • brunch meetings are unproductive
  • your friends are hungover too
  • cash only
  • how can anyone respect you if you eat brunch?

    *acceptable brunches

    • easy/cheap brunch
         less than $8
         fewer than 5 people
         no wait
    • easter brunch
    • breakfast burritos
    • road trip brunch
    • your parents are in charge
    • post-coital

    SCAM SCAM SCAM DOWN WITH BRUNCH!!!



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